Lattanzi [Click the photo above to go to Lattanzi’s website]

361 West 46th Street (between 8th and 9th avenue) New York, NY 10036

The best thing about going to a Broadway show is the dinner before the show, at least in my book.

I’m not a theatre girl, never have been, never will be. I hate fighting over the arm rest with strangers (or my sister), I hate the line for the bathroom at intermission, I hate the slow sad songs, and over animated theatre people weird me out. So, I was not excited to sit in an itchy chair and see “Once” to say the least. (I I know it won a million Tony’s, but they don’t even do a Fashion Police segment on it so please, it’s not a real show) I went because my mom wanted a girls’ night with my sister and me.

I spent my Friday nursing a hangover, and trying to pump myself up for this show. I shoveled in a bacon egg and cheese, and listened to Bernadette Peters sing “Broadway Baby” on YouTube (yes, this is really how I spent my Friday at work).

Dinner was at Lattanzi on Restaurant Row (Italian restaurant with a Jewish twist).

Lets be real, there was no way I was taking any form of public transportation with a day-long hangover, so I hopped in a cab and let it be my nap time.

I got there rather quickly considering I had to get across town at 6pm on a Friday.

“Left or right side?” The cab driver asked.

“Um, whatever side is good.” (I had no idea where I was going)

I find the restaurant after a few wrong turns (I’m an idiot), and my mom and sister arrive shortly after.

The bread basket is placed in front us, and I could not have dug in faster.

“Can I get you anything to drink?”

Do I drink to help the hangover, or do I get something caffeinated so I wake up? ALCOHOL.

“Can I see your wine list?”

The waiter hands me the wine list, and I realize I know nothing about wine.

Without even opening up the menu I just ask, “What’s your lightest red wine by the glass?”

I don’t even hear his reply, “I’ll have that.”

My sister gets wine, and my mom gets a club soda (boo).

I see the menu has an artichoke appetizer, “Jewish style.” I had no idea there was Jewish way to cook artichokes, but my mom thinks it’s just the funniest, and orders them. I get a house salad, because I’m about to choke down black pasta with seafood as my main, so better to save my appetite.

My sister gets a caprese salad, and rolled pasta. My mom wants the same dish as me, but she’s allergic to tomatoes (every meal she tells the waiter, “I’m HIGHLY allergic to tomatoes.” She breaks out in hives. It’s annoying, but sometimes really funny to watch her freak out).

Since the black pasta comes with tomato sauce, it makes sense for her to order something else, so she begrudgingly orders the veal. I weirdly do not have one of those moms that tells me to order the fish.

“I miss tomatoes.” (she acquired the allergy with age)

“We know mom!”

Appetizers come, and we quickly distribute little bites to each other of our dishes.

“What’s this play about anyway.”

“I don’t know.”

“I don’t know.”

I whip out my phone and look up a brief description of the play.

“The mozzarella cheese is melted. Yes!”

“Can we get pepper please?”

My house salad was just lettuce, but I ate it like my life depended on it. The mains arrive super fast.

“They must be used to having people run to the theatre afterwards,” says my mom.

“Makes sense.”

“Well, we have a lot of time, so let’s eat slowly,” (good one).

My spaghetti was sort of simple, but my mom’s veal was stuffed with cheese, and that was a great surprise. My sister had pasta with ricotta cheese and tomato sauce, so there was no way she wasn’t finishing that.

“I don’t even care. I drank last night, and my diet restarts tomorrow,” I announce.

Our plates are cleared, “do you want the dessert menu?”

DUH.

“Can I get a cappuccino with skim milk?” My sister asks. Yep, the skim milk will totally save you from what you just ate.

“We only have whole milk.”

“Ok, I’ll still get it.” (you can’t deter us)

Napoleon ordered as well.

I then forklift myself up and trek to the theatre. When we arrive, the cast is singing on stage while people are being seated.

“Theatre people are so weird.”

“I know.”

Lattanzi (Mozzarella E Pomodoro: homemade mozzarella and fresh tomato with extra virgin olive oil and basil)

Surprise surprise, they melted the cheese a bit! The tomatoes were plump and not too mushy, too bad my mom couldn’t have any of it.

Lattanzi (arciofi Alia Giudia our signature dish of artichokes cooked jewish style; sauteed with garlic and olive oil)

If you like artichokes it’s a great app. Enough said.

Lattanazi (Insalata Mista mixed greens with endive and radicchio in a house vinaigrette dressing)

Your basic house salad. I ate it to hold me over so I wouldn’t keep eating the bread basket.

Lattanzi (veal stuffed with cheese and a side of roasted vegetables)

This was a special so I don’t have the fancy pants title of this dish. However, I really liked it. Maybe it’s because I try to not eat red meat, so when I do it’s super exciting, but it was a solid dish.

Lattanzi (black spaghetti in a spicy tomato sauce with seafood)

I would have liked a little more heat to the dish, but if you have a sensitive palette this is a good dish to order.

Lattanzi (Rotolo Di Spinaci E Ricotta: homemade rolled pasta filled with ricotta cheese and spinach topped with tomato sauce)

If you’re going to splurge on a serious pasta dish, this is a good one to do it with. I’d say the portion is equivalent to two giantic pasta shells.

Lattanzi (napoleon)

So.good. I’m a sucker for napoleons, so it was a great way to end the meal.

I just want to apologize to my “many” followers aka my cousins and like 2 friends who read this for not posting that much lately. I’ve been trying to shrink my hips and butt for summer, and that means no eating out for extravagant 3 course meals. Weird, I know.

Instead of posting my incredibly entertaining stories, I have been posting links to food articles I like. As my cousin so nicely pointed out, “I can just look these articles up myself,” I am still posting another link.

I like to think of myself as your personal food filter for note worthy articles. (She also politely told me that I need to check out a map since I rarely take the subway or bus…deal with it)

So I promise to fatten up soon and go out to dinner, in the meanwhile [Click the photo above to read, What’s on Your NYC Bucket List?]

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